twittier: big hands guitar hero ds = finger cramps!

06 July 2008

big hands guitar hero ds = finger cramps!

I'm a sucker for miniaturized big things or the reverse (ie. gianormous paper clips) so when Guitar Hero shrunk, I squeeled, like the knights who say Ni.

Instead of focusing on how it's really just a semi-entertaining overpriced game that you'd get bored with after a few songs, and complaining about how music games never have enough of the best songs, I'm just going to say that this game is a mouse trap for hands.

It is a medieval torture tool that keeps you playing while your hand cramps up. Other possible titles they could have considered instead of Guitar Hero DS: World Tour:

1. Guitar Hero DS: Death Grip
2. Guitar Hero DS: I Gonna Watch You Bleed
3. Guitar Hero DS: A Warning Label Will Not Detract Sales

Anyone else have other names they could have considered?

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ps. Have you heard about the new ds? (Slimmer with wider screens, onboard memory and no gba slot)

2 comments:

shounn said...

wew... just how did you get the code for sezwho? i can't find the script from my mail... please hit back...

J. Meebz said...

i went to the SezWho support forum (in the blogger section) and posted about not receiving a code in my email.

here's a direct link: SezWho Blogger Support

You have to register, then make a post saying you didn't get the code and add a link to your blog.

They got back to me within a day.